Monday, October 04, 2004
Hi, October. Nice to see you. You're my favorite month, really. (We even had our wedding in you!) But one thing: Could you ease up on the allergens and the early-season colds? Nothing spoils a gorgeous blue-sky crisp-air autumn day like that nagging itch at the back of my throat and the front of my sinuses that says "You're going to be coughing your lungs up by the end of the week, you'll stop being able to breathe through your nose by Wednesday, and you'll have a sore throat as soon as you wake up tomorrow that will last until St. Crispin's Day. Tell all your friends to buy stock in Benadryl and start using NyQuil as a cocktail mixer, 'cause the Season of the Post-Nasal Drip is just beginning."
Disclaimer: No, I don't really drink NyQuil recreationally. Hot rum and lemon juice is much better.
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