Yes, I mostly vote for Democrats, and you can usually see either the floor or the surface of the coffee table (and sometimes both at once); but hey, don't diss my boxed wine. I'd like you to show me a better way to drink less than 150ml at a time without the rest going sour. Or to be able to use half a cup for risotto or pasta sauce without having to open, and then finish, a $10 bottle. (It's nice to have an opportunity to finish a bottle, but not practical on a weeknight.) And no empty glass bottles to trip over till recycling day; when you finish the box, just cut up the cardboard, stuff it in the trash can, and never think about it again. You can have my 5-liter box of Almaden Chardonnay when you pry it out of my crystal-stemware-clutching hand.