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Tuesday, February 24, 2004 
What's an eight-letter word for George Bush? 
If you said either "dumbfuck" or "theocrat," you're right. ("Asshole" and "bastard" only have seven letters, and "dictator" isn't quite accurate quite yet.)

In the name of all that is and isn't holy, DON'T FUCK WITH THE CONSTITUTION. Or, to put it another way, "The Constitution? Don't fuck with it." Or, to put it another way, "Things to fuck with? The Constitution ain't one of them."

Especially when, if you start from the beginning, you get to the separation of church and state part pretty damn quick. Which, to put that another way, says "Sanctity? Shut the fuck up about it."

Well, I think I'm well-trained enough not to bite people when I'm this pissed off, and it's been a long time since a political speech has literally made me throw up (that was Pat Buchanan's "Judeo-Christian heritage" rant at the 1996 Republican National Convention), so I probably don't pose a threat to myself or others if I leave my desk now. I can probably even refrain from punching any brick walls or kicking any concrete curbs. And there's always Xanax. (Remember, kids: You can't spell "psychiatric medication" without "America.")

[ at 11:39 AM • by Abby • permalink  ]

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