Friday, November 21, 2003
By virtue of having once mentioned Paris Hilton, I've become a search result for people looking for that sex video. Therefore, this Public Service/Paris Sex Announcement: No, I don't have it. And I'm not going to mention the URL's I've been getting hits from, because then I'll wind up getting search results for that for months, like I did when I mentioned...um, just imagine the letters that the symbols/numbers are replacing: email@example.com. (And I still don't know why I got referrals from there in the first place.)
As long as I've got the words "Paris Hilton" on this page, I may as well repeat what J. said the first time we talked about her:
Incidentally, what the hell is up with the name Paris Hilton? As J. put it, "Do you really want to give your daughter a name that implies that thousands of people have slept in her?"The answer may not be "yes," but my oh my, is that implication being made...about as often as she is, apparently...
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