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Friday, November 21, 2003 
Friday Five 
1. List five things you'd like to accomplish by the end of the year.
  • Finish the Christmas stocking I started making for J. last year

  • Make the fruitcake I got the ingredients for two years ago (candied fruit doesn't go bad, does it?)

  • Vacuum (hey, it could happen)

  • Work on my Web site, and maybe get my blog moxified

  • Send my Christmas cards before Christmas
2. List five people you've lost contact with that you'd like to hear from again.

Oh, jeez...I mostly lost contact with them because I wanted to. Next question.

3. List five things you'd like to learn how to do.
  • I'd say "dance," but I believe that's impossible; me:dance :: shellfish:quantum physics

  • Speak Welsh

  • And Irish Gaelic

  • And that African language with all the clicks

  • Anything well enough to get me famous enough to get on the Daily Show (mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Jon Stewart)
4. List five things you'd do if you won the lottery (no limit).
  • Pay off the mortgages on the houses of all my family members

  • Donate a building to Yale (which I said I'd do on my application, although it was tongue-in-cheek rather than an out-and-out bribe)

  • Upholster a room with cashmere

  • Raise Arabian horses

  • Get my goddamn thighs liposuctioned (they're disproportionately large, so no matter how thin I am I look like a Stone Age fertility goddess from hip to knee)
5. List five things you do that help you relax.
  • Alcohol

  • Xanax

  • Hot baths

  • Orgasms

  • Backrubs

[ at 10:35 AM • by Abby • permalink  ]

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