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Tuesday, September 23, 2003 
J. Ho-hum, or, "Is that a pistol in your pocket?" 
Raise your hand if you give three shakes of a flying rat's ass about J. Lo and Ben.

Yeah, me neither.

I do, however, like this paragraph from the latest "Oh My God It's More Stuff About Those People!" story, in which the ersatz übercouple set off marriage rumors by going to a courthouse in Georgia:
"They were also asking where Mr. Affleck could get a pistol toter's permit," [court clerk Barry] Wilkes said, adding the couple were directed to the probate judge's office. Since that is the same office that issues marriage licenses, rumors of nuptials flared.
Um...what's he want a gun permit for? I don't know about you, but it seems to me to be more of an indication that the relationship is going to be very, very over soon...


[ at 3:05 PM • by Abby • permalink  ]




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